petitetiaras:

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. …

l-0-s-t-for3v3r:

At first I was like 

Now I’m Like

Sleeping with mommy tonight!

mamiiof3:

LMFAO #Miami #Lakers #Zombies #Basketball (Taken with instagram)

monstersummer-93:

Lmfao xD

a-n-d-y-g-l-a-s-s:

Crying

zombie-tracker:

No one can deny the recent face-eating attack by the Miami Zombie in Florida is a gruesome and criminal tragedy, and one easily rationalized away by the never-failing explanation of severe drug abuse.

However, when examined in the overview of recent events in Florida, this cannibalistic…